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Beam me up Scottie
on 4/20/07 3:42 am
DS on 02/17/06

The Hormone Hostage  

     

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!    

 This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!    

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some wine.  

 

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some wine

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck .

Here, have some wine.

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Here, have some wine.

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more wine.

  13 Things PMS Stands For : 1  Pass My Shotgun   2 Psychotic Mood Shift 3 Perpetual Munching Spree 4 Puffy Mid-Section 5 People Make me Sick 6 Provide Me with Sweets 7 Pardon My Sobbing 8 Pimples May Surface 9 Pass My Sweat pants 10     Pissy Mood Syndrome 11     Plainly; Men Suck 12     Pack My Stuff   and my favorite one!   13. Potential Murder Suspect Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh! ...Or men who need a warning.   And remember: Money talks .... but Wine SINGS!!!
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