MANING UP - THREE TOUGH COWBOYS

THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND THE CAMPFIRE OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE; EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH HE IS FAMOUS.  'TIS A NIGHT OF TALL TALES. THE COWBOY FROM MONTANA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS.  WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH." THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. "THAT'S NOTHING. I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY WHEN A FIFTEEN FOOT DIAMONDBACK RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT ******* WITH MY BARE HANDS, BIT IT'S HEAD OFF AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP; AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY." THE KANSAS COWBOY REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE CAMPFIRE COALS WITH HIS PECKER.

 

 

That is a really tough cowboy there Dan.

Is that how that Dorothy character came from Kansas?? Ouch, that was a rough one there DP.  Hit me right where I wasn't looking. I hate to admit it but I almost missed the punchline. You and Deputy Dan must have gotten some good rest this weekend.  You guys are in rare form today.  What do you do for an encore whenn you set such a high standrd before the weekend?

El Oel.