TUESDAY HUMOR

I have not seen my friend Daniel R on here yet so I will throw out a bit of humor this morning.  I heading to Indianapolis to get the wires pulled out from my trial stimulator.  Hopefully in 3 to 4 weeks they will do the implant. Dan ******************************************************************************************************* (Goes to show ya... even our past sins and screw ups can be used by God for good....    THE COAT HANGER

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication.

She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.

The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use it to open the door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head. The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very thankful.

The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank You So Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even sent me a Professional!"

Isn't GOD GOOD??!!!

Good one Dan.  Will be praying for you and the process.   Take care, Greg

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, while

visiting a primary

school class, found themselves in the middle of a

discussion related to

words and their meanings.



The teacher asked both men if they would like to

lead the discussion of

the word "tragedy". So the illustrious Rev Jackson asks the class for an

example of a "tragedy".



One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best

friend, who lives on a

farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor

comes along and knocks

him dead, that would be a tragedy."



No," says the Great Jesse Jackson, "that would be an

accident."



A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus

carrying 50 children

drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that

would be a tragedy."



I'm afraid not," explainsthe exalted Reverend Al.

"That's what we would

call a great loss." The room goes silent. No other

children volunteer.

Reverend Al searches the room. "Isn't there someone

here who can give mean

example of a tragedy?"



Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raises

his hand. In a

stern voice he says: "If a plane carrying the

Reverends Jackson and

Sharpton were struck by a missile and blown to

smithereens that would be a

tragedy."



"Fantastic!" exclaim Jackson and Sharpton, "That's right. And can you

tell me why that would be a tragedy?"



"Well," says little Johnny, "because it sure as hell

wouldn't be a great

loss, and it probably wouldn't be an accident

either."

I resemble that remark. I still scare my daughters friends and she is 23. I sent her a picture on her cell phone and she showed a co-worker and her friend told her I looked scary, she laughed and told her he's not scray he's my dad. Good joke.