Coffee shop fart

Ok, so I'm still at the coffee shop working (see: Talking Rain) and I just experienced a good public fart. As I exited the restroom two ladies sitting by the fire glanced over to me and, thinking they were on the sly one said to the other: "mmmm, mmmm. I'd take him home." I must have blushed because they started giggling and looked away. What can I say? I'm a sexy beast. MAN that feels good though! I'll have to be sure to tell my wife to make her jealous enough to do "things" (wink wink). It's a terrible game we play. --Jake

What an awesome fart, Jake.  You'll get some mileage out of that one with the wife! Ken

You're back, Stallion!   The last time ladies giggled at me leaving the restroom I was dragging toilet paper on my shoe with my fly down.  Enjoy. Let me know how that works out with Mama. DD

Good one Jake.  Enjoy the attention.  You deserve it.

Way to go, Jake..........whatever it takes to get those "things"!  Bill