Thursday Humor.
A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota , I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago."
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota , I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a few minutes ago."
Daniel
That was really a good one. I needed a laugh this morning.
How are feeling, I saw that spent some time in the ER.
Dan
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Dan
I tell you I am in pretty rough shape it has been 5 days since I have left this room other than to go the bathroom. The Dr said from the chest X-Rays he could tell that I had been fighting this for some time. Just this morning the meds have really started to work and I can feel the congestion breaking up and it is coming out. Regardless of what happens I have to be up and out in the morning to renegotiate the contracts on my Dump Trucks. Thank you for asking.
I tell you I am in pretty rough shape it has been 5 days since I have left this room other than to go the bathroom. The Dr said from the chest X-Rays he could tell that I had been fighting this for some time. Just this morning the meds have really started to work and I can feel the congestion breaking up and it is coming out. Regardless of what happens I have to be up and out in the morning to renegotiate the contracts on my Dump Trucks. Thank you for asking.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling "..........Holy Shit.......... what a ride".
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