Wednsday Humor!
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
Yes, he answers....I was in the army for 3 years.
The interviewer says that will give you extra points towards
employment, then asks " are you disabled in any way"?
Yes, 100%....a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.
The interviewer sez, ok, i can hire you right now.
the hours are 8:00am to 4:00pm and you can start monday, come in at 10:00am
The guy is puzzled and asked if the hours are 8:00 to 4:00,
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00???
The guy sez " this is a gov't job - for the first 2 hours we sit around
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that!
asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
Yes, he answers....I was in the army for 3 years.
The interviewer says that will give you extra points towards
employment, then asks " are you disabled in any way"?
Yes, 100%....a mortar round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off.
The interviewer sez, ok, i can hire you right now.
the hours are 8:00am to 4:00pm and you can start monday, come in at 10:00am
The guy is puzzled and asked if the hours are 8:00 to 4:00,
then why do you want me to come in at 10:00???
The guy sez " this is a gov't job - for the first 2 hours we sit around
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that!
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