Tuesday Humor
If anyone is offended by either of these just let me know.
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands,
you'll remember this story:
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it or support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: Yes we do have *****s. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks:"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks:" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab***** offffff?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it or support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk:"Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: Yes we do have *****s. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks:"Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." She asks:" Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffab***** offffff?"
Painting Nuns
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there came a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns. "Blind man", replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns looked at each other and shrugged. Deciding that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door. "Nice boobs", said the man, where do you want the blinds?
Two nuns were ordered to paint a room in the convent. The last instruction from the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for awhile, the two nuns decided to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there came a knock at the door. "Who is it?" called one of the nuns. "Blind man", replied a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns looked at each other and shrugged. Deciding that no harm could come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door. "Nice boobs", said the man, where do you want the blinds?
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