Smacking the Buckeye Fans around.
Thad Matta, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Buckeye flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Thad," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Thad felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an Orange and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Gator logo flag, and in every window, a Florida Gator towel.
Thad looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a great Coach, I hold many NCAA records and a National Title, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Thad?"
"Well, why does Billy Donavan get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, " Thad, that's not Billy's house, it's mine."
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an Orange and Blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Gator logo flag, and in every window, a Florida Gator towel.
Thad looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a great Coach, I hold many NCAA records and a National Title, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said "So what's your point Thad?"
"Well, why does Billy Donavan get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said, " Thad, that's not Billy's house, it's mine."
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