Wednesday Humor!
Good morning Guys here is a short one quite a few of you have most likely already seen.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't
have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy
with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture
in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin'
her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was
dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't
have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in
my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs
make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy
with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture
in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV
hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to
open the door,and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin'
her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
Okay my friend here is another one for you.
A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Illinois near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Illinois near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand. The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer. His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known." The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
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