Friday Humor!
Alright guys give me a break it's Friday.
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the Questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, My testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, “What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the Questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, My testicles weighs 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands ."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Tony, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands ."
"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"
"Stay the f... away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."
Bravo! Bravo!
Bob 
I can't tell, is that a good thing? Is all this based on your weight? I'd heard the Florida dept. of Corrections was on a "shape up or ship out" crusade. Is this what's driving all this.
Those jokes are classic. I'd heard the first one, but his name was " Ben Brown". Hilarious either way. I believe I dated aunt Karen before. Got the scars to prove it. 
Don't let the *******s steal your sense of humor.
DD
Don't let the *******s steal your sense of humor.
DD I have been wanting out for some time this was just the kick in the ass that I needed. I am a dinosaur in this business. When you have been used up from handed out the good ole thump and bump therapy they just kick you to the side. All I done was defend my staff from am actual threat with extreme prejudice. If you want to know what that means just pm me and I will explain.
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