Board Jester Needed

I am finished.

Deputy Dan what's up? You were doing a fine job filling in for the Kokomo kid. What happened? Somebody s%!& in your Cheerios? I count on you guys for my dailey dose of humor. Please reconsider. DD 

What if we double your pay???

I'll give you my right arm....well, maybe one of my chins.

I appreciate the offer of the chins however I am trying to give away several of the ones I already have. Besides DD has stopped by and fished the turd out of my bowl of Cheerios and Joe Green has doubled my pay. So I guess at this point I am doing all right so if y'all will overlook me when I post something a little off color, disgusting, or corny well then I suppose I will continue for a short time or as long as it takes for Brother Dan Packard to once again join us as Brothers and Men in the Locker Room.


P.S. Whoever left the under drawers with the hash marks on the inside and outside of them on the floor by my locker please claim and remove them. They are stinking up the place.

Ah, your a big man to provide the public service you do, surrounded by maniacs and psychos. Thank you. Thanks for the job you do at the prison, as well. DD

The check is in the mail!!!