Monday Humor!
This just seemed to be a good one because it compares to how my day has started.
An old woman on trial for attempted murder, through cross-examination explain the reason she's in her present predicament. Let's now go to the courtroom, where's she's been questioned by the Defense Attorney: *Defense Attorney*: Will you please state your age? *Little Old Lady*: I am 86 years old. *Defense Attorney*: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? *Little Old Lady*: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. *Defense Attorney*: Did you know him? *Little Old Lady*: No, but he sure was friendly. *Defense Attorney*: What happened after he sat down? *Little Old Lady*: He started to rub my thigh. *Defense Attorney*: Did you stop him? *Little Old Lady:* No, I didn't stop him. *Defense Attorney*: Why not? *Little Old Lady:* It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago. *Defense Attorney*: What happened next? *Little Old Lady*: He began to rub my breasts. *Defense Attorney*: Did you stop him then? *Little Old Lady*: No, I did not stop him. *Defense Attorney*: Why not? *Little Old Lady*: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited I haven't felt that good in years! *Defense Attorney*: What happened next? *Little Old Lady*: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" *Defense Attorney*: Did he take you? *Little Old Lady*: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"! and that's when I shot him, the little *******
An old woman on trial for attempted murder, through cross-examination explain the reason she's in her present predicament. Let's now go to the courtroom, where's she's been questioned by the Defense Attorney: *Defense Attorney*: Will you please state your age? *Little Old Lady*: I am 86 years old. *Defense Attorney*: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? *Little Old Lady*: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. *Defense Attorney*: Did you know him? *Little Old Lady*: No, but he sure was friendly. *Defense Attorney*: What happened after he sat down? *Little Old Lady*: He started to rub my thigh. *Defense Attorney*: Did you stop him? *Little Old Lady:* No, I didn't stop him. *Defense Attorney*: Why not? *Little Old Lady:* It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner died some 30 years ago. *Defense Attorney*: What happened next? *Little Old Lady*: He began to rub my breasts. *Defense Attorney*: Did you stop him then? *Little Old Lady*: No, I did not stop him. *Defense Attorney*: Why not? *Little Old Lady*: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited I haven't felt that good in years! *Defense Attorney*: What happened next? *Little Old Lady*: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me!" *Defense Attorney*: Did he take you? *Little Old Lady*: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"! and that's when I shot him, the little *******
Hey Terry G!
Long Time no see!
You staring in the ingenue roles now?!
Hope all is going well for you!
Best Wishes-
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