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In honor of the day that we have been given I have searched far and wide to find a really sappy feel good joke to start the day with. But unfortunately I was unable to find such a thing as that and this will have to suffice for now. I was asked by Dan Packard to take over as the board jester during his absence. It has now become obvious that I have some rather large shoes to fill. Here goes.......... A man walks into the local Welfare Office, marches straight up to the counter and say's HI.......You know I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job. The Social Worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes or his Rolls, but he'll supply all of your clothes, credit cards and money, because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the beautiful daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well you started it!"
In honor of the day that we have been given I have searched far and wide to find a really sappy feel good joke to start the day with. But unfortunately I was unable to find such a thing as that and this will have to suffice for now. I was asked by Dan Packard to take over as the board jester during his absence. It has now become obvious that I have some rather large shoes to fill. Here goes.......... A man walks into the local Welfare Office, marches straight up to the counter and say's HI.......You know I just HATE drawing welfare, I'd really rather have a job. The Social Worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes or his Rolls, but he'll supply all of your clothes, credit cards and money, because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the beautiful daughter on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges You'll have a two bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year. The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well you started it!"
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