Hey kids! I heard a funny one today from a colleague

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She 

was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, 

so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was a saxophone player and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the saxophone player, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew 

a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the 

ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good 

job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.

He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the 

rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting 

for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it 

off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my 

boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said:

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"





So how you kids doing? It's been a while.

kp

So...
You hardly ever post here and when you do you decide to stir up some **** by offending saxophone players?
Nice... real nice.

Oh boy!  Deja Vu all over again DD

someone's true color's are shining through..........

You making fun of my French accent? kp

You had me worried. I thought I was going to **** off the drunks. kp

Kp,

You on vacation again?

 

& "That's what's wrong with television these dayz- Too Much Sax & Violins!" Best Wishes- Dx

WOW!!!! I love that sax player thing!!!! I need that on my page!!! Tell me how do move it. I am just a reed player and don't understand such things. kp

Seriously? Easy as Right Click  Then Copy-- Then, Right Click-- And Paste... I leave the "Hokie Pokie" Action to the Web-Brainiacs Who Make them...  I just Use them.... Wait, I'm the one that is- "Thoroughly Confused." Best Wishes- Dx

Didn't work. I think need some kind of HTML code. kp