Saturday Humor

 Well guys good morning it is sure shaping up for a really nice with highs in the mid to upper 80's and with that in mind I remembered this little story.

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, "What happened to you?" "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when, at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that..."

Now that's funny right there!!

OT hijack - I see you are in Starke and it looks like you are wearing a correctional officer uniform? I have a connection to the Florida are but he apparently is in Union C.I. now. He was moved form Starke it seems. He's a lifer for murder. He killed my sister in law. Where is Union CI? We are supposed to go there to be at his release hearing. I want him to stay and rot. It look like by his pic he's doing a good job of that. kp