Friday Humor
Stopped at McDonald's the other day on the way home. Haven't pulled my favorite joke there in a while so I thought what the hey.
Waiting in drive through I am the only car there.
Girl asks "Can I help You?"
I respond " Do you have braille menus."
"wait a moment sir,"
"Yes sir, my manager says we do."
Okay Ill need one, I am going to drive up slowly yell at me when I get near the window please."
As I pull up there are three people waiting, one is waving.
And the manager begins yelling "Stop, Stop."
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist
takes out a needle to give the man a shot of Novocain.
"No way, no needles, I can't stand needles"
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas but the man
again objects.
"No gas, please the mask on my face is suffocating to me"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a
pill. "No" said the patient "I'm fine with pills"
The dentist then returns and says "Here's a Viagra tablet"
The patient says "Wow, I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain
pill"
"It doesn't" said the dentist "but it will give you something
to hold on to when I pull out your tooth"
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