MONDAY HUMOR

Good Morning guys.  Glad to drop in for your shot of humor this morning.  I had a fairly active weekend.  I even made it to Church and mastered the steps.  This was the first time since Christmas.  Of course I am feeling it this morning. Hope everyone has a great week. Dan *********************************************************************************************

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.  He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.  After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because, when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the milkman wants to buy Mum."

Kentucky farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy about 9 opened the door.   "Is yer Pa home?" the farmer asked.   "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town."   "Well", said the farmer, "is yer Ma here?"   "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Pa. "   "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"   "He went with Ma and Pa. "   The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.   "Is there anything I can do fer ya?" the boy asked politely. "I knows where all the tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Pa."   "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, pregnant."   The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to Pa about that," he finally conceded.     "If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $50 for the bull and $25 for the hog, but, I really don't know how much he gets for Howard."

Hey sherriff, As a "Rural- American" I strongly resemble that remark!  What are you trying to do, spread dysentary in the ranks. Cool it ,Fife.  DD