SUNDAY HUMOR

Good Morning guys.  It is freezing here in Hoosier land.  Temp is now down to 24 degrees.  May have something to do with the Hoosiers loss to UCLA last night. Here is an excuse for drinking and driving that I never heard before.  Funny to. Dan ************************************************************************************************

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut .

 

 

The State Trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?" "Jus****er," says the priest. The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

 

Anyone who has driven in the Northeast knows that Connecticut is one giant speedtrap.  I'm glad that I haven't had the pleasure of driving there in years.