2nd Psych Wacko

Just got outta the office of my 2nd Psych Wacko, wasn't as bad as the first but still wacked.  At least he was my brand of religion so we talked that route for a bit.  Then he did the criteria sent in by my doctor and THEN said 'well I'll need another visit from you.'  I said Mississippi  in French 4 times under my breath to myself.    He gave me a 3 ring notebook full of black and white pictures and put me into a cubicle and told me to tell him a half page paragraph story about what was happening in the picture followed by who I identified with in the picture the most.  Well, I turned back the pages of time and thought of all those erotic stories I read from ASSTR from my cemetery school days and wrote him a book of hair raising sexually charged stories, the last one about a Psychologist who prefers S&M and the little school teacher ties him up and beats him on a whipping post.   I'm not kidding, I may have to go to a third wacko.  LOL  I don't know what comes over me, you mention Licensed Psychologist and I just go crazy.  I need help.  Hope he gives me a good grade. Preacher Bob.

Any chance you could finish that story in a future post? Was that school teacher a redhead? With fishnet stockings and...... Anyway, What exactly are your issues with head shrinkers? Just smile and nod, and fill in the dots honestly on the questionaire. They just want to stamp your paper and get paid. They don't want to drag any skeletons out of your closet. Don't make this a bigger hurdle than it is. DD

 

 

Hello Bob... in your stories...did you talk about battery cables, by any chance??? just courious... Russ

Bob, You are certainly having bad luck selecting a psychologist.  Does your surgeon recommend anyone in particular?  It may be that there is someone friendly to WLS patients. Good luck.

Damn- My psych eval was 15 minutes no more- It was just nothing at all,

Hi Preacher Bob,
My "Licensed Psychologist" told me near the end of my first session (3 total) that he had to tell me something very important.
He looks me in the eye and says, "I hear voices." I laugh a lil bit and he says,
"No. I really do." I say "Oh really?" he says "Yes and right now the voices are telling me our time is up and you need to pay with a check or credit card."
WTF? I was not laughing though it is a good story to tell.
I was raised to be respectful of authority. His attempt at humour reveals to me he is probably in need of some therapy.
I hope he gives you a pass and you can get on with it!
Good luck.

Now you're making me feel bad, because I saw only one pshrink who declared me to be utterly normal except for a marked disrespect of/for authority figures (Well, duh. I'd've TOLD her that if she ever asked ). Then she zeroed in on  the fact that I'm an engineer by trade, and realized that skepticism is part of the job... I was done in 30 minutes.

"Psychologist who prefers S&M and the little school teacher ties him up and beats him on a whipping post. " That's awesome! I think 3/4 of the stuff shrinks do is for self validation.