THURSDAY HUMOR

DAN PACKARD
on 3/14/07 11:09 pm - KOKOMO, IN

Here are some takes on exercise that some of us will recall.  I know I do. Dan 

 

 

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is! The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up? I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

 

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Kim L.
on 3/15/07 12:17 am, edited 3/15/07 12:38 am - Ventura, CA
Dan -=-



Good Morning, Hope you have gotten some good night time sleep? Always love to read your messages, especially when I can use them in daily life.



It was good to meet fFloyd and Brenda along with you and Ann this past weekend.



Thanks for the time to meet up

From the left

KIM
From the left side - Ventura, CA
KIM L. Ph.D.
This new life is now a Journey and not a destination! 
Afterall life is just a dash between two dates on a tombstone.





Cagledude
on 3/15/07 12:50 am - Lawrence, IN
Kim, I agree.  It was great meeting, Dan, Ann, Melanie, and you last weekend.  It was such an enjoyable afternoon.   Floyd
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