WEDNESDAY HUMOR

DAN PACKARD
on 3/13/07 7:00 pm - KOKOMO, IN

Good morning everyone. Today is day three without any sleep at night. I do get about 4 hours from about 6 to 10 A.M. So I will get the humor out of the way before I fall asleep in about an hour or so. Dan ************************************************************************************************* 3 men discuss the worst age to be

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all." "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at 6:30." Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00."

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kenINindy
on 3/13/07 11:14 pm - IN

RNY on 01/18/07

Love it! Why aren't you sleeping lately Dan? Is it the back pain, or something else entirely? Ken

DAN PACKARD
on 3/14/07 10:31 am - KOKOMO, IN

RNY on 11/08/05

Yea Ken the good old back pain along with the pain medications. Dan

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Ben
on 3/14/07 1:36 am - Fresno, CA

You make my morning! Since finding this board, I have found that your daily humor IS what gets me laughing every day. Please keep it up!

DAN PACKARD
on 3/14/07 10:32 am - KOKOMO, IN

RNY on 11/08/05

Thanks Ben, that makes it all worth while. Dan

If you have a prayer request whether WLS or personal, please visit our website at www.packardministries.org and click on PRAYER or email me at [email protected]
You will be added to our daily prayers. One of our ministry objectives is to support those having or had WLS. Pastor Dan

Ron .
on 3/14/07 2:45 am - DFW, TX

Hey Dan, GREAT STUFF AS ALWAYS! Sorry about the sleeping problem. Should I write a really, really long post or something. Maybe that will help you sleep! Serously, I hope you get to feeling better. Ronnie

DAN PACKARD
on 3/14/07 10:34 am - KOKOMO, IN

RNY on 11/08/05

Thanks Ronnie. I doubt a long post would do any good. Dan

If you have a prayer request whether WLS or personal, please visit our website at www.packardministries.org and click on PRAYER or email me at [email protected]
You will be added to our daily prayers. One of our ministry objectives is to support those having or had WLS. Pastor Dan

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