Wife Duties

Gentlemen, I came across this on another forum I frequent.  I thought everyone would enjoy it. ------- Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done. The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Oregon. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

Good one, Paul!

Recommendation to these three men: Move to Japan and marry a woman who loves to cook, clean and do yard work, among other things.

Dave

Sorry you didn't post this one earlier,.....I was fixing myself some dinner since I had finished the dishes before my wife got home from visiting her mom in Oregon. She didn't think it was too funny.  And the knot on the back of my head should go down in a day or two.

The fourth man married a girl from New Jersey. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. .  They still haven't found the body, but there is a new Football Stadium in town.

        I enjoyed this post. Laura