SATURDAY HUMOR

Okay guys this is the last one for tonite. A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nahhhhhhh....., at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.

All good. LOL Here's another fishing joke. Fishing season had not started yet but one man just had to go out and wet a line, he's never even seen a game warden, so he feels pretty safe.  About 3 hours had passed and the guy had a bucket full of crappie when he became aware that someone was standing behind him.  Without turning around he asked, "You a game warden?"  'YEP,' came the reply.  'YOU KNOW IT'S NOT CRAPPIE SEASON YET?":  Standing up and turning around he extended a hand to the officer and told him that he wasn't really fishing, that he was a trick expert for the Barnum Bailey Circus and he was out here experimenting with new tricks.  Now the Game warden had heard about every excuse in the book but this one was new so he decided to see where the guy would go with it.  Warden said, "O REALLY, AND WHAT TRICKS ARE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH OUT HERE."  The man answered calmly, "Well Officer, these crappie in this bucket have learned  to swim around in the lake until I wave my pole over the water and then they'll jump back in the bucket!"  'WOW," said the game warden, "I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT," he chuckled to himself.  The fisherman said, "Okay," and picked up the bucket and heaved its contents out into the lake.  After several minutes of staring at each other the Game Warden looked at the fisherman and said, "OKAY..."  'Okay what,' the fisherman replied.  "CALL THE FISH BACK IN."  'What fish?'  The game warden walked away knowing he had gleaned new experience from an expert this day.....