SATURDAY HUMOR

DAN PACKARD
on 3/9/07 5:17 pm - KOKOMO, IN

Good morning guys. I can't believe it is 53 degrees this morning here in Indiana. What a big change from the low temps the past couple of months. This one caught my attention and I had a really good belly laugh over it. I have found that to really find the humor in a joke or story is to picture in your mind the situation. Have a great weekend everybody. Dan ************************************************************************************************* A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to **** yourself when I tell you the price."

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Jim G.
on 3/9/07 7:01 pm - Waverly, PA

RNY on 01/08/07

Good one Dan. Thank you.

Jim

kenINindy
on 3/9/07 9:56 pm - IN

RNY on 01/18/07

NICE! I will use this one.

underthegun
on 3/9/07 10:41 pm - Starke, FL

Lap Band on 06/25/07

Advice from Grandma ================= My long-passed grandmother's birthday is coming up, and for me it is time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives, the special trips she would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with her, and the advice she used to give! Much was wasted because I was young when she died. If she was alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man. Those gems were al l good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only twelve years old. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandma?" I asked her. She answered in her soft voice..... "Makes your pecker look bigger." Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

kenINindy
on 3/10/07 2:36 am - IN

RNY on 01/18/07

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds like my grandma!

DAN PACKARD
on 3/10/07 3:40 am - KOKOMO, IN

RNY on 11/08/05

Thanks for making me laugh. Dan

If you have a prayer request whether WLS or personal, please visit our website at www.packardministries.org and click on PRAYER or email me at [email protected]
You will be added to our daily prayers. One of our ministry objectives is to support those having or had WLS. Pastor Dan

Dx E
on 3/10/07 3:45 am - Northern, MS

RNY on 07/03/03

Great one Dan!!! Best Wishes- Dx

underthegun
on 3/10/07 4:15 am - Starke, FL

Lap Band on 06/25/07

I am trying so hard to behave with these. In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the study was published, the University of South Carolina decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

DAN PACKARD
on 3/10/07 4:37 am - KOKOMO, IN

RNY on 11/08/05

Good one. I can actually see this happening. Dan

If you have a prayer request whether WLS or personal, please visit our website at www.packardministries.org and click on PRAYER or email me at [email protected]
You will be added to our daily prayers. One of our ministry objectives is to support those having or had WLS. Pastor Dan

Deman
on 3/10/07 9:35 am - Gainesville, FL

RNY on 05/24/06

Dan you never fail to make me

. Thanks for sharing. Dex

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