Help me with a "little" problem, please ...

Just a little bit of DNA will do it!

  Must be losing my mind ... I was so busy trying to talk you all  into sending emails on on my behalf, I hadn't sent one myself in a while.  Took care of that a minute ago, though.  I'll try to make this the last time I post here on the topic.  I'm not trying to irritate anybody, but I really needed the help guys. Kind of sad that it takes all this bull**** to convince them to let me spend my money on their product.  The sales rep said that the size I need isn't out of stock, just current not available for purchase.