Help me with a "little" problem, please ...

Without going into too much detail, my weight-loss this past year has awakened my inner-**** I need some radical vigilante lobbyist kind of help: The manufacturer of the 'TheyFit Condoms' I need to fit my "little" guy has suspended sales - (http://www.condomania.com/TheyFit/). Now, I've explored all my options - honestly, I am not naive about the token snugger fits on the market. What none of the major condom producers address is the length of the condoms ... simply put I need a shorter version and these TheyFit people were the only game in town. Please help me out by emailing the customer service folks at the retailer for me and encourage them to begin sales again as soon as possible. It was suggested to me by the very understanding service representative that I spoke to on the phone that if the powers-that-be there received enough responses to the discontinuation of this product, they may be swayed to make them available again. I'm trying to be an adult and play safe guys and gals - please help me out. Send an email yourself and ask any/all your friends to: K.Nolan Customer Service Manager [email protected] Thanks, MARK

Hey Mark,

A lot of western guys say Japanese condoms are tight. I've been married for ten years and thus out of the condom market (yes, someone had actually had unprotected sex with me for twelve years) but you might try sites such as the following:

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/catalog.cfm/nid/183

Maybe someday, they'll have a condom that can be fit like a football mouthpiece! LOL...

Dave

Thanks for trying guys ... but, again, snugger ain't the issue - and the little bit shorter that some are is too little.  If you can take a minute to email condomania for me, that's all I'm asking ... Thanks

A full 5 centimeters shorter as well as narrower.... http://www.amazon.com/Lifestyles-Snugger-Fit-Condoms-Pack/dp /B00014UHEE  Just a thought... They are "all the rage" in India. Happy Trails! Best Wishes- Dx

Hell try any country where "bones" have not been lengthened by mass quantities of milk and beef!

Mark,

I mailed Nolan and made the request. Hope you get that product that is tailored to fit your needs!

     

Dave

Thanks, guy ... I'll dedicate the first score i make after getting them to you!

"For all you do...this shag's for you!"

Goin' crazy here!

 

Dave

Hey Dave See you have found some new toys to play with.  Those are really some funny ones, and you know me I like funny.  Is this guy really smelling farts Dan

Dan,

I think he is!  Here are some more along that line:

Then, to the final degree:

Smilies

 

Dave