TUESDAY HUMOR

Well guys I will try and not offend any of my friends on here, but I want to share this one because it is funny.

Have a good day everyone.

Dan
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The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE

That's not even right!

I am DEEPLY OFFENDED, as I am currently in a mental hospital! Nah, I'm just messing with ya!Although sometimes my wife thinks I should be in one. Keep 'em coming... even the "fat" and/or "Italian" jokes! As I qualify for both!

Here are a couple of examples I found on the web, maybe they can help us all be a bit more understanding. Example 1: WRONG: Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?

This joke is offensive to two classes of people, blondes and coffee drinkers. It might also offend people who do not drink coffee for religious reasons.

RIGHT: Why can't pigmentally-challenged individuals take a short rest between job tasks?

Example 2: WRONG: How do you kill a pink elephant?

This joke has many problems, as it is offensive to environmentalists, vegetarians, and elephants of all colors. It also promotes racism and classism among elephants, and, perhaps, among other species as well. It should not be sent to the HUMOR sig for these reasons.

RIGHT: How do you address an elephant of any color whatsoever? 

I cannot believe you would post such an insensitive joke. I am not being hyper sensitive... but to demean a class of people like that is beyond me... I will have you know that I am on medication... and to poke fun at my weakness is horrible.... I cannot believe it.. how dare you make a joke at my expense.. Sincerly: The Director

Ok guys lay off.  Your comments are funnier than the joke today.      Dan

THANKS DAN! A JOKE THAT PEOPLE DON'T DIE OVER! PHIL THE JEW!

Hey buddy,  I resemble that remark.  

Maybe that's why the wife only lets me use the shower downstairs.   I always enjoy your jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we never really had a sense of humor to begin with. IMHO. DD