SUNDAY HUMOR
Since it is Sunday Morning, I thought I would pass on some Church Bulletin Bloopers. It is amazing what happens when proof reading is not before printing bulletins. Of course it gives us something to laugh about on the way home from Church.
This is a long post, but I am trying to catch up with Dex. 
Dan
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
A bean supper well be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
The Reverend Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
With a smile on his face, the pastor listened as the church choir sang the traditional hymn, "How Great Thou Art", as the rather large casket of the over 500 pound parishioner was wheeled out of the church.
The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Weigh****chers will meet at 7:00 pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I upped my pledge - up yours!"
Next Sunday, Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
A song fest was hell at the
