MONDAY HUMOR

I want to say something before you read this bit of humor.  It deals with a Priest in a position that a Priest should not be in.  So if you do choose to read on, please just accept the humor of the situation and not be offended by it. Dan ******************************************************************************************************

 

 

 

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.  Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.  She puts her lover in the closet, not realising that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, "Dark in here."

 

The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a football." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?"

 

Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250" In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have football boots." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

 

Boy - "$750" Man - "Sold." A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.  That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that **** again. You're in my closet now"

 

Dan, That was a good one.

Very Funny!!! (Hope you get cleared to hook up to the Electricity Soon!) (Yeah, I'm enjoying the new emoticons, can't help myself...) Best Wishes- Dx

I just have to jump in here and ask you Dex, where are you finding this emoticons.  I need those top two for my humor post. Dan

Dan, Your latest reminded me of another priest joke. Same qualifier if easily offended stop here. The apprentice priest was taking his first confession where a young girl had confessed to giving a ******* The apprentice didn't know what penance to give, so he stuck his head out of the confessional and asked a nearby altar boy "what does Father Murphy give for a *******" the altar boy replied- usually a can of soda and a ride home! Waiting for lightning to strike. Woody

Ok, I know one about a priest a nun and a prostitute, but I am sure to get banished from the board if I type it here! JP

Hee hee, good joke!  Here's another: Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe." So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen. The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe. So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?" He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."