SATURDAY HUMOR
Gee, I just realized with all the great post on here today that I forgot my humor post today. Dan ******************************************************************************************** A cop, patrolling a well-known spot late at night, sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. He sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. A young woman is in the back seat, knitting. Puzzled the cop gently raps on the driver's window. The young man lowers his window. "Yes, officer?" The cop says, "What are you doing?" "Well Officer, I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman, the cop says: "And what's she doing?" "I believe she's knitting a pullover sweater." The cop is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night in a Lover's Lane...and no loving is happening! He cop asks, "What's your age, young man?"
"I'm 22, sir." "And her...what's her age?" The young man checks his watch and replies, "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.
This one hit home for me. When my first wife and I were dating I had the cop thing happen to me a couple of times, however I wasn't reading and she wasn't knitting. I think it was something about the van I had parked in a out of the way place. The kicker is she was only 18 at the time. One of the cops asked how old she was and I looked at him and then her and thought "oh ****" because I had no idea. I was probably about 20 or 21 at the time. To be young again. pan head
