FRIDAY HUMOR

A bit of humor of all my Navy buddies here on the board. Dan ********************************************************************************** An old retired  Chief walks into a Bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which  reads: CHEESEBURGER:  $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH :  $2.50 HANDJOB:  $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the  bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive women serving drinks  to a meager looking group of sailors. "Yes?" she inquires with a  knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old  Chief, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she  purrs, "I am." The Chief replies "Well, wash your hands, I want a  cheeseburger."