SATURDAY HUMOR

Mr. Cash Meets the IRS A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live andwork in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile." "Thank goodness," returned Mr. Carr, with a giant grin on his face from ear to ear" "I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hey Dan, I guess I'm a little slow because I had to read that a second time to catch the joke.  I think I'll start paying my taxes with smiles as well.  Nice knowing ya.  I'll be going to jail now.

This reminds me of the Jeff Foxworthy joke where the bill collector comes ready to repossess his car.  He mentions that the delinquent car owner could pay with a check.  Jeff says, shucks, I'll pay for the whole thing with a check.  The implication is that the check is going to bounce.