FRIDAY HUMOR (TRUE STORY)
on 2/15/07 10:24 pm - MO
During a packed church service, the rear doors of the sanctuary suddenly flew open and a devilish looking man stood at the door. His breath was fire, his fingertips glowed red, and when he pointed - fire would shoot out. Every step he took, fire embers dropped from his shoes. Demons flew around him praising the Anti God. The preacher and the choir was the first to go, exit out. As the congregation looked back to the devil as he trod down the aisle, people were jumping out the windows. Within 3 minutes the whole church was empty save one little old man sitting on the front row. The devil turned and with fire breath screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" The little old man answer calmly, 'yep, you the devil...' "WHY AREN'T YOU SCARED OF ME - LITTLE ONE!" The man calmly replied, "I was married to your sister for 50 years, I am not scared of nuthin!"