THURSDAY HUMOR

Where is everyone at...........stuck in the snow. Here is a good one to put a smile on your face this morning. Dan ********************************************************* Good old navy Humor An old retired Chief walks into a Bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of sailors. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the old Chief, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The Chief replies "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

Now that's funny, pure and simple.

Dan, I think I met her in the Philippines at Marilynn’s Bar and Sexporium in the Subic Bay, back in the 90s…  Did she say catchy things like “I love your no **** Joe, buy me drink?” and “I love you long time Joe…”?  I think the handjobs were only $5 bucks and the *******s were $10 back then. Tim  aka "Old Salt"

Dan, I loved this one.  I may have been in this place in Bangkok.  She offered me a "massage" with happy ending.