FRIDAY HUMOR

I want to drop in tonight before I go to bed and post my Friday Humor early. I have to head back to Indianapolis in the morning for another visit with the Doc. Talk to you guys when I get back home. Dan *********************************************************** Ouch! A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown down enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his hairy chest were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."

Reminds me of "40 Year Old Virgin" (a great movie). "YOOOOOOOOOOOOW, KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!" "Ooh! Como se llama! " "Aaaah, I hate you! Stop smiling, you jerk!" Awesome flick, I recommend it to all.