TUESDAY HUMOR

DAN PACKARD
on 2/5/07 11:39 pm - KOKOMO, IN
Guys I have not thrown out any Red Neck Humor for awhile so I found some newer ones. Hope you enjoy this one. Dan ********************************************************* You Know You're a Redneck When......... You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.. You've bathed with flea and tick soap.. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.. You think a hot tub is a stolen indoor plumbing fixture.. You took a fishing pole to Sea World.. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.. You have a rag for a gas cap.. Your father executes the "Pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.. You can spit without opening your mouth.. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
kevin moran
on 2/6/07 11:17 am - stockton, CA
My favorite: you have been accused of lying through your tooth
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