SUPER BOWL SUNDAY HUMOR

A cowboy was driving down a back road in Texas... sign in front of a restaurant read: Happy Hour Special... Lobster Tail and Beer "Lord Almighty," he said to himself, "my three favorite things!"

It took me reading it twice but I finally got it. Scott

One good tail joke, calls for another! There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks. He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much less walk. The cat starts to stumble on home. As the cat comes to the train tracks, he doesn't notice a train coming down the tracks. As he started to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned it's head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box car, and is instantly decapitated. The moral of the story, don't lose your head over a piece of tail!