SATURDAY HUMOR

Well Super Bowl weekend is here and around this part of Indiana they have gone wild about the Colts. Everything is done in blue even food. Of course in Northern Indiana they are going crazy over the Bears since they live closer to Chicago then Indianapolis and were supporting the Bears long before the Colts came to Indianapolis. Make no mistake I AM A DEVOUT COLTS FAN - GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here is bit of humor about changes in the NFL next season. Dan ****************************************************** Football News The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for the 2007 season: The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers. In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches. The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9. And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals. Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country.