Who needs to ***** It's B*TCHFest!!

Oh, do I ever need this today!

To the Poland Spring truck driver who literally ran me off the road yesterday while I was running. Heres a big **** you. I don't know if you where checking your cell phone or just checking out my ass, but I was wearing BRIGHT PINK in the daytime so I know you SAW me. When I ran into those wet leaves at full speed to avoid being run over by your truck, it was only logical that I lose my footing, but b/c I am the LUCKIEST ***** on the planet I came right down on the curb, busting up my knee in a most fantastic way.

Thank you for taking at least two weeks off of my training schedule, and thank you for the days of pain and rehab I am going to have to do to get back to "normal". You sir, are a douchbag.