Special Friday B*TCHFest!!

 
















You "old timers" know how this madness and chaos works, but for your new kids (or just people who haven't participated before) here are the B*TCHFest General Rules and Codes of Conduct:
  
"B*TCHFest"  is provided as a public service to those of us who have gripes and grievances but who (whom?), for whatever reason, lack a regular forum in which to air them. You are welcome to voice any problems - large or small, important, mundane or ridiculous -  that currently have your panties wadded, your shorts frosted and your gears ground. Don't hold them in and risk future medical issues, wrinkles and/or those pesky gray hairs.

ANY and ALL issues that are plaguing you are open for you to voice; there are no "sacred cows." They say that "feelings aren't facts", so if you're feeling it, it's legit to you. NO ONE is allowed to flame a poster for something he or she writes, however commiseration is not only welcomed but encouraged. Please, no personal attacks against other OH members (at least, not by name) and  PLEASE, NO SURGERY WARS!

I'll start you off with a few gripes of mine, and you all can join in at any time! No limits - come back as many times as you like!

WARNING! Adult content ahead! Posts may (and probably will) contain "adult" content and language. I know that MINE will. Rated TV-MA.



Today's major ***** HALLOWEEN **** OUT AT WALGREEN'S ALREADY!!! It's only August ******g tenth!!!

And now I'm gonna just go with some "Golden Oldies" from B*TCHFests past that are still ******g me off:

Cruelty to and neglect of animals is making me apoplectic! What kind of people do that to animals???? (Well, I know the answer: ********)


Regardless, he's rescued now, frightened of his own shadow, but things for  him can only get better from here.

- What's up with people who just can't figure out that it might be a better idea to walk on the SIDEWALK than in the middle of the street?

- I love my gym, but does it have to be as loud as a damned rave? 

- Why can't my life be at least SOMETHING like I want it to be? NOTHING seems right right now. Wahhhhhhhh. 

- Dear dogs: I love you to death, but can you PLEEZ stop barking at NOTHING??!!

- What the hell does it take to get a response to a job application and/or resume package? If it's that hard to get even THAT far, I can't image what it takes to get an actual INTERVIEW, much less a job.To paraphrase Brian Griffin: who do I have to blow to get a job around here?

- Two words: FOREIGN BODY 

- A few more words: "EVERY BAND WILL FAIL." 

- Why can't men just SIT THE **** DOWN to pee?

- And why are women su*****redible pigs in public restrooms? I swear to god that the ladies' rooms are ten times dirtier than the mens' rooms.



Okay, that's it. Go forth and *****

Yippy!

Love it when I am all ready, head up too the pool for my hour of exercise and everyone greets you really nice and as you head to the pool the say, "oh, Mrs. Brink, the pool is closed for the next hour!"

Because their computer over chlorinated, ya right.

Luckily I got there before the kids and I hung out in the regular pool instead of the ADULT pool!

Great start to my Friday!

Hey Bette, I think of you when I'm in the gym, my gym does not play music at all, just quiet. Poor you! Yeah, they had the Halloween candy in the grocery store when I went on Wednesday. When we were in San Antonio in early July, the Michael's store  had Christmas stuff out. Can't we just have summer? It's friggen 114F here.
I taught 15, 5-7 year olds how to sew this week. You'd think the place could figure out that that is way too many students for one teacher with one sewing machine, and a 5 year old with a needle?? I  had to thread needles and tie knots all day, and then come home and fix everything for the next day, all week!!!! I appreciate teachers, way more, now! Go Swoosh!!

Bette,

Even when they sit down to pee, there are still drips on seat! LOL.

I am so tired of being in pain.  I have had sciatica problems since March!  Had physical therapy, shots in my butt,  now pain patches.  Nothing has helped much.  Not to mention all the weight I gained back, because I can hardly walk let alone excercise.

Why do I have to remind family members to pay me back the $$$ they borrowed?   They sure never forget to ask to borrow it! And the kicker is they all make more then I do.

Why do men have to fuss about our driving?  Don't they know if they would just shut their mouth, I just may do a lot better because I wouldn't be stressed out listening to all the *****ing.  I wonder how I make it with no issues when I am out by myself!

I guess thats all for now....thanks for listening!

Has anyone told you about a spinal stimulator? I got one and it has been a life saver. My pain is from discs disintgrating but it works for lots of different types of pain. If you want more info feel free to PM me. Pain sucks!!!!

OK, here's mine

What I hate is working in an office and the air is so cold that I wear a sweater over my sweater
and have been known to wrap a blanket around me. Other co-workers do the same thing. The building says we can't use heaters because of a fire hazzard. I can't wait til 430 so I can go out in the 100+ weather to thaw out.

That's my *****

My biggest complaint is why do we have to do every body's job for them!  You fill paperwork out you have to call twenty times to see if they received it.  You have to check the prices at the market to make sure they scan right.  You have to go to the school to see if they registered your child find out they made a mistake and still have to go back 3 times until they fix it.  Don't even get me started at CVS on prescriptions they fill them when you don't want them and when your out they in need them they don't have it on hand.  Or you pick up your prescriptions you get home and find out they only put 3 in the bag the one you need the most is still at CVS.  Drive Thru's have it your way is gone if you ask for something specific you have to check and see if it is correct before you leave the window because the one time you trust them to do it right you are driving around or running back in to get them to do it correct!  I could go on and on but you get the drift:)

Nance

 Nothing to ***** about, what a b-tch

Thank you Bette!

Want to I want to ***** about?

OK, I have 2 dogs yes BUT I do not let them **** on the sidewalk!
why do people walk their dogs and let them **** on the sidewalk?
And now I walk on this nice 2 mile paved path along the ocean and guess what.. they let
their dogs **** on the path instead of the grass and they just leave it there!
And I have caught my neighbor twice letting her dog **** on my lawn.. I swear if she better watch it , I will gather up a couple of days of my two dogs poop and dump it on her lawn!

Thanks for letting me ***** ABOUT DOG ****!

 It's not too late to ***** right? I hope not, because here goes...

1. STOP ASKING ME TO ADD MORE TO MY WORK SCHEDULE! I'm teaching three preps, coaching 4 UIL events, sponsoring 2 clubs AND I'm teaching ESL for the first time ever with ZERO training or support. I'm also in graduate school, I have a toddler and a husband at home, and I don't live three blocks from the school like some other teachers. I CAN'T DO ANY MORE!

2. The fitness tracker I have keeps telling me that if I keep up my current routine of 40 minutes of mind-bending circuit training that burns 600 calories and eat 1900 calories, I'll be 293 in five weeks. BULL****! I've been stuck at 317 for the last week eating only 1200 calories and working out like a mad woman. STOP TAUNTING ME, MYFITNESSPAL! STOP RAISING MY HOPES ONLY TO DASH THEM ON THE ROCKS OF REALITY!

3. To the "dietician"/nurse at my doctor's office - STOP TELLING ME THAT MY LACK OF WEIGHT LOSS IS ALL MY FAULT. See above entry and go jump off a bridge. I'm doing the best I can. 

4. I need a ******g vacation. I know, I know - I'm a teacher. I only "work" 187 days a year. Bull**** I've worked all summer teaching summer school, attending mandatory in-service days, administering make-up standardized tests, and attending off-site trainings to get me ready for the new year. I've had a grand total of a week and a half off. I know some people may think I'm a ***** for *****ing about that - I don't care. I'm glad I didn't register for grad classes this summer. 

5. I hate my ass. That is all. 

Peace out, kiddies. Better times ahead.