Fun: What's on your BUCKET LIST?

- learn to fly a helicopter

- play the triangle with a symphony orchestra

- learn the ukulele

- get a bikini wax

- donate an organ or bone marrow

- ride a horse on a beach

- be in a food fight

- fly first class

- sky dive

- learn “Nessun Dorma" in Italian

- ride a Clydesdale

- sing karaoke

- do a character voice for a cartoon

- pay off the mortgage

- moon a stranger

- flash my boobs (naked, this time)

- visit Africa, Australia, Alaska, Paris, New Orleans, Trinidad

- see the Taj Mahal

- see the Grand Canyon (NOT from an airplane!)

- pose for a (tasteful) nude photo

- drive over 100 mph

- own a horse

- go to Churchill Downs for the Kentucky Derby

- be a zombie in a George Romero “Dead" film

- get on “Jeopardy!"

- drive down Lombard Street in San Francisco

- go to the top of the Statue of Liberty

- go up in the Chrysler Building

- swim with dolphins

- try expensive caviar

- firewalk

- rent a pony

- win more than 3 figures in the lottery

- try “cat poop" coffee

- see an okapi

- learn sign language

- learn ballroom dancing

- change my oil

- plant a tree

- work a day with Habitat for Humanity

- take a helicopter ride over the Vegas strip

- learn to ride a motorcycle

- be part of a "flash mob" event

- memorize the states in alphabetical order

- memorize the presidents in chronological order

- take a “Polar Bear plunge"

Culinary Bucket List:

- crème brulee’

- bread

- souffle

COMPLETED:

- shave my head (2007)

- learn to juggle (1990s)

- get a tattoo (1997)

- fire a gun (2007)

- do standup (2003)

- lose 100 pounds (2004)

- get a “dirty" tattoo (2007)

- see the Red Sox win the World Series (2004)

- visit another continent (2006)

- do standup (2003)

- be on TV

- win an Emmy

- get a standing ovation

- give blood

- download a stupid ringtone (2007)

- stand on the field at Fenway Park (1994)

- ride on a motorcycle (2008)

- try head cheese (2008)

- hear a live performance of Beethoven’s 9th Symphony (2009)

- pose nude for an art class (2010)

- try a Brussels Sprout (2010)

- go to the top of the Empire State Building (2010)

- kiss Paul at the top of the ESB

- try “Rocky Mountain oysters" (2010: technically, it was testicle goulash)

- smoke a Meerscham pipe (2010)

- have an exhibit of my photos (2010)

- be part of a zombie walk (2011)

- try caviar (2011)

- to be “a regular" somewhere and order “the usual"

- go to the taping of a talk show (2012, “The Revolution")