End of year B*TCHFest: join in!

Bette B.
on 12/27/11 11:42 pm, edited 12/27/11 11:45 pm
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WARNING! Adult content ahead! Posts may (and probably will) contain "adult" content and language. I know that MINE will. Rated TV-MA/L.


For you NEW KIDS, HERE ARE THE RULES:
 

"B*TCHFest"  is provided as a public service to those of us who have gripes and grievances but who (whom?), for whatever reason, lack a regular forum in which to air them. You are welcome to voice any problems - large or small, important, mundane or ridiculous -  that currently have your panties wadded, your shorts frosted and your gears ground. Don't hold them in and risk future medical issues, wrinkles and/or those pesky gray hairs.

ANY and ALL issues that are plaguing you are open for you to voice; there are no "sacred cows." They say that "feelings aren't facts", so if you're feeling it, it's legit to you. NO ONE is allowed to flame a poster for something he or she writes, however commiseration is not only welcomed but encouraged. Please, no personal attacks against other OH members (at least, not by name) and  
ABSOLUTELY NO SURGERY WARS!

I'll start you off with a few gripes of mine, and you all can join in at any time! No limits - come back as many times as you like!

- The unemployment office. It's bad enough that after three goddamned years I STILL can't get a ******g job and have to practically BEG for the paltry $170 a week you give me. But when I have to call your office for whatever your stupid-reason-du-jour is, I can never get through to a person. I can't even get the option to hold. You sucked from the beginning and you still suck now.

- The fact that I keep ******g up this post by hitting some wrong key and have had to type this ****** three times (so far.)

- The fact that I showed up for work last night and found out that I wasn't working last night. I wrote down the dates wrong. 45 minute drive there in the rain, then an hour home in harder rain and rush hour traffic, swearing at myself the whole way.

- People who use the train (or anything else, for that matter) and complain that it's dirty and messy. If you and your compatriots would actually THROW AWAY your trash instead of dumping it on the seats and the floor, it WOULD be clean.

- Gym douches. Get off the cellphone, wipe your disgusting sweat off the machines, throw your refuse in the trash (see above) and put things back where they belong and not on the floor. There's a reason for weight racks: that's where the weights LIVE! Put 'em back.

- I'm tired of hearing people threatening to leave OH. If you're really that unhappy, just go, already. We will somehow manage to muddle through without you.
Beat a Dead Horse



- All right, I'm going to finally say it. I AM FED THE **** UP WITH PEOPLE ON OH WHO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE ELSE'S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE! Really? Haven't we, as overweight/obese people, had enough laughing, jokes and taunts and cruel comments made about us without having to listen to that **** HERE, too? No, some people have to comment on other people's saggy skin, still-chubby parts, age, clothes, whatever. It's pathetic. It's DOUBLY pathetic when some ***** who doesn't have the guts to even put a single pic of themselves does it. It's okay to make fun of someone else but you won't show YOUR FACE? You cowardly piece of ****



- Howard Stern as a judge on "America's Got Talent." Really?

OH! And one more: PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BE BOTHERED HOLDING UP THEIR END OF A SECRET SANTA DEAL!!!!!!!

    

Banded 10 years & maintaining my weight loss!! Any questions, message me.

jessielynn0521
on 12/28/11 12:42 am - Ronkonkoma, NY
tell em sista

Jessica
                
Easternshoregrl
on 12/28/11 12:57 am - MD
This lab band was so easy the first year and a half and now all I do is gain weight. I'm ready to convert to gastric bypass. I am a failure.
I'm also fed up of my step son acting like a self centered spoiled brat and my husband won't put him in check. It was my birthday and we were all going to dinner and he threw a hissy fit about having to sit in the middle. My daughter has a knee injury and my mother in law is 84 and this boy is 16. It was all I could do to not flip out in the middle of the street.

Thank you for listening.

 
First consult 306, pre-op visit 278, surgery date 272, current 198
 
                    

Janine P.
on 12/28/11 1:36 am - Long Island, NY

- My coworkers spend 40 minutes of each hour complaining about how busy they are and how they just can't catch up, yet, find the 20 minutes an hour to stand around in each other's cubes and gossip.

- Did I mention that they gossip about me?  How do I know? My boss told me about a rumor that got spread a few weeks ago.  They are two-faced *****es who have nothing more important going on in their lives than to gossip about me.  Sad but true.

- Can I write off the cost of the book "Toxic Coworkers" as a company expense?

- Food police - every time I see someone with food in my hand or at my desk, they ask me what I'm eating and then ask "Is that okay for you?".  Mind your own ******g business!!!  I've lost over 180 pounds - I know what I'm doing by now!

- My boyfriend doesn't take me out enough. 

- My sister is a degenerate ****

- I'm tired.

 

Janine   Me on Youtube 

 

Bette B.
on 12/28/11 4:06 am
To the little **** cashier at Kohl's who told me he was giving me the "senior citizen" discount: you're lucky I let you ******g live to see another day!

    

Banded 10 years & maintaining my weight loss!! Any questions, message me.

thiknena19
on 12/28/11 4:54 am - bronx, NY

- im pretty fed up with my lazy ass not going to the gym for a couple of days :/ will be there today by all means unless...... :/
- tired of this crappy job!!!!
**** you to my sister for saying my engagement ring is not an engament ring... who made u the queen on engagement rings u old ***** instead of talking bout my ring try and get yourself a man who would buy u one maybe half as good as mine!!!!!!!!

LMFAO to ur post, i am one of those dooche who dumps trast in the subway and doesnt clean the machine at gym after using it :p

                
Easternshoregrl
on 12/28/11 10:58 pm - MD
I'm with you there and I love the engagment ring comments. Thank you for brightening my dismal day

 
First consult 306, pre-op visit 278, surgery date 272, current 198
 
                    

thiknena19
on 12/29/11 11:04 pm - bronx, NY
Lol YW lol it feels good to bent!!!!
                
Ceithlenn
on 12/28/11 7:26 am - WI
RNY on 08/28/13
* I hate that I work out 5 to 6 days a week 3 of those with a trainner but still can't lose any weight!

* The fact that I am hungry all the time

* Hate that I feel like a failure at work.

* HATE the ECONOMY and what its done to my way of life!

* I hate that no matter what I can always find something to complain about :/

* Hate that it took gainning 10 lbs to get back on OH. (SERIOUSLY how do you gain 10 lbs working out 5 days a week????)


I really missed your *****fest's Bette
                            
MARIA F.
on 12/28/11 10:40 am - Athens, GA

Ok I know no one wants to hear mine, but other than this, my life is pretty content.

So as a lot of you know, I had my last fill in Jan. and then gave up on the whole band thing. Well in the back of my mind I still want it to "work", so I got another fill this wk. Anyway......SOS. :-(

 

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