Worst Christmas Present Every!

Oh no! That's almost as bad as a weedeater!

See...he cares for you deeply and doesn't want you to burn up. 

Ok Greg........what kind of presents do you give? ;-)

I gave her a flat screen for the kitchen and a new iPhone...she already had a fire extinguisher.

You did good Greg! ;-)

Well it wasn't Christmas but my birthday when love of my life gave me a post hole digger! We're still married but it was touch and go there for a few days. He's a farm boy so I guess he forgot I'm a city girl.

Omg. Well I hope you gave him a curling iron for his birthday! lol

 WEENER KLEENER SOAP!   

ahh, that made me laugh- thanks Maria! :D

Yeah that's for the man that has everything. ;-)

Not really a worst gift, but a funny gift story...
My mother needed a new hand mixer. Hers was Harvest Gold if that tells you anything about the age. While making her pies for Christmas dinner, her old mixer shot craps.
Dad got her a new one, I knew he got her one, and I knew which present it was. I was so careful when I opened it, but I still tore the corner as I opened it. Mom used the mixer, cleaned it, dried it, repacked it, and I slid it back in to the wrapping paper. Sadly the tear was obvious. My Christmas present from my boyfriend that year was a new puppy, and so I decided she was cute enough to take the blame. I chewed up the edge of the package and set it back under the tree. Christmas morning, when it got pulled out, I just said "Looks like Baby got this one a little". And that was that.