Unplanned Thursday B*TCHFest

 





















For you NEW KIDS, HERE ARE THE RULES: 

"B*TCHFest"  is provided as a public service to those of us who have gripes and grievances but who (whom?), for whatever reason, lack a regular forum in which to air them. You are welcome to voice any problems - large or small, important, mundane or ridiculous -  that currently have your panties wadded, your shorts frosted and your gears ground. Don't hold them in and risk future medical issues, wrinkles and/or those pesky gray hairs.

ANY and ALL issues that are plaguing you are open for you to voice; there are no "sacred cows." They say that "feelings aren't facts", so if you're feeling it, it's legit to you. NO ONE is allowed to flame a poster for something he or she writes, however commiseration is not only welcomed but encouraged. Please, no personal attacks against other OH members (at least, not by name) and  ABSOLUTELY NO SURGERY WARS!

I'll start you off with a few gripes of mine, and you all can join in at any time! No limits - come back as many times as you like!

WARNING! Adult content ahead! Posts may (and probably will) contain "adult" content and language. I know that MINE will. Rated TV-MA.




- Raging sore throat this morning from the cold I've had for a week. Only thing I feel like eating is Tasti D Lite (at least it's low-cal) so I haven't gotten any caffeine in me yet. The world needs to proceed with caution.

- Cartilidge ear piercing has been driving me nuts for 6 months. This thing has got to go, but I can't figure out how to undo the hoop. ******!

- Weather guys have been mentioning the "s word" for the past couple of days. WTF?

- Breast cancer "awareness". AIDS "awareness". For God's sake, stop it. We're AWARE of all this **** Just ******g cure it. On a related note . . .

- My governor has declared today "diaper needs awareness day, saying that some families can't afford them. I'm aware that diapers are expensive, and I don't even have kids. How about if you can't afford DIAPERS, you don't have ******g kids????

- HALLOWEEN! FUCK! I'm not spending what little money I have buying candy for someone else's brats **** off.

Okay, that's it for now. More later, perhaps . . . 

I had a cartilage ear piercing and ended up cutting the earring out. I could NOT get it out any other way. My best friend used my jewelry snips and cut that sucka right off. She's an RN now. I like to think I had something to do with that.


OK, I'll ***** now.

1. Chronic sinusitis is driving me nuts. My head feels like a bowl of Jello (with mini marshmallows.) It also feels like someone is trying to drive big screws into that bowl of Jello (with mini marshmallows.)  I FINALLY gave in and made an appointment. But it's not until next month.

2. Teachers who don't know how to correctly use the English language shouldn't be teaching. You can't teach what you don't know. I see it every day and I'm sick of stupid students being churned out of schools. Words and language skills are important for communication. The lack of these skills is ruining the world we live in. 

3. My house is a MESS because I've been focusing solely on artwork. I have no balance lately. My whole house has been turned into an art studio.

4. My left shoulder hurt all evening. I had the damned band removed years ago. When is this referred pain going to STOP? (Thanks a bunch, dr kemmerling, for learning how to do surgery at Vinnie's Skool of Butchering and Killin'.)

I had a cartilage piercing and the hoop is a pressure thing that you just have to pull apart. Had to fight with this when I had my gall bladder out.

I have tried to get myself back on track with eating/exercising after gaining 10lbs. Met with my Surgeon and team and started reading an awesome book callet Eat It Up. I am back on track and have been for a few weeks. Walking EVERY DAY at 3.5mpg for a half hour. I am going down 2lbs then back up 2lbs and it's ******g me off. I am logging my food. It isn't perfect but better that I had been doing.
I ache everywhere from pounding the pavement every day. I pulled my elbow and it hurts to pick up anything heavier than a pencil. I am so ******g fed up of exercising, tracking food and not losing weight.

Thank you for listening.

 

I saw this one yesterday on facebook... and an English teacher had replied with really ****ty grammar!   I had a STRICT English teacher. Man oh man, she was tough. Thankfully.

 Wow. What was so ****ty about her Gramma? Most grammas are really nice and sweet.

Oh ho ho. You THINK so, eh?




I think she means it.

 I DID IT! I GOT THE LITTLE ****** OUT!!!! Thank you, Nicci! I just grabbed on, gritted me teeth and pulled the ring open as hard as I could.

**** It's almost ******ic how much better I feel!!!!!

 Oops. Credit really should have gone to Easternshoregirl!

Too late. You already gave it to me. No takesies-backsies.