It never occured to me to use my fat for evil!!!!!

Women caught hiding mechandise in their fat rolls???  I heard this on the radio and did a web search and found the story.

www.thehotglove.com/.../oklahoma-women-arrested-shoplifting-clot...

Cool I could probably get a new car in there!

Guess I don't need a real job after all...! 

Really..... WTF Who can do that???

Investigators say when the women were searched, officers found $2,600 worth of merchandise, including three pairs of jeans, four pairs of boots, a wallet, and some gloves.

NO Way Possible!

When I started reading it, I nodded wisely while remembering some of the thieves who've stolen garments from JCP, including a woman who had hidden 72 items (it looked like a small mountain in the photo I saw) in a baby stroller. But when I read "four pairs of boots", my brain stopped functioning for a moment. I have a good imagination, but...four pairs of boots?

Jean

P.S. The woman caught at  that JCP also had a fake baby in the stroller. She wouldn't gotten away with a single garment at my store because all the associates are big on babies - admiration, tickling, cuddling, baby-talking, and so on.

"Welcome to JCPenney! Ma'am? Do you need any assistance, ma'am? Because I think your baby is dead..."

I loved the title of this thread. I just had a picture of fat people dressed in tights and capes and pulling out a "fat roll" so the car behind them would spin out of control. I guess I've watched too many cartoons in my time and not enough serious criminal thoughts.
Who woulda thunk it??

LOL we could have stashed enough to pay for our surgeries AND had change left for any skin stuff!!! What WERE we thinking!!!!!



...just keep swimming
Swoosh :)