For Sale

For Sale:



Pre-owned fully loaded 2009 Lap-Band. Slightly used. Showroom condition! Reach your Green Zone/Restriction in ONLY 4 years! (Ok, 5 years max). $1 FIRM! Buyer must pay for removal. 30 minuite guarentee. If your not completely satisfied, return for a full refund! (If you can find me!) for further details call: 1-800-CRAP-BAND.

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Lol. But no one even wants the POS for $1! We're gonna have to do a reverse sale! Let me revise (pun intended)............We'll pay YOU to take our slightly used, mint condition bands! Act fast supplies are limited.........oops! Make that abundant. Call 800-CRAP-BAND