B*TCHFest, because I promised

LMAO and ditto!!!!! Fired!

I like this forum. I live in NV, and people are so stupid. Sorry to those natives of NV, not talking about you, talking about the other million idiots from other states. (not me of course). But really where did you learn how to drive? People, people, people, get your dumb ass off the phone and drive that HUGE SUV. I see you all the time driving while on the phone or texting or picking your nose, speeding along at 90 mph on the street not even the freeway. You honk at me or blink your lights because I abide by the law. I dont need a freekin speeding ticket I cant afford one. So take your dumb ass, speeding, huge suv driving, nose picking, phone talking, texting self and move around me. I hate you. May a thousand fleas from a stinky camel infest your arm pits and you get a BIG FAT SPEEDING TICKET from over zealous cop trying to make his quota. YOU ASS WIPE.
I feel better now.

I have to agree pull up your pants. I don want to look at my fat ass I certainly don't want to look at yours(even if it's not fat). I had an assistant that worked in my room this  year her crack was always out. I would say to the kids blank pull up your pants. I was hoping she would get the drift. One day a four-year old boy turned to her and said Ms. Blank "You need to pull up your pants. I see your butt." I laughed and laughed.

 I'd just like to know where the jerk chicken truck stops in bridgeport?  That sounds like a awesome way to get some protein in, mon.

:)


My *****fest...

My dd starts college at our state university this fall.  They bill you for their student health insurance if you don't have coverage...but we do.  So now I have to get dd to sign off on the waiver (she's working away at camp all summer) and get the bursar to remove the charge...then I can set up my handy dandy payment plan.  

UGH....

Also would it kill my 2 teenagers who are still home to clean up their crap???  Seriously heads are gonna roll soon if they don't get the house cleaned up before I come home.

OMG,  I am too damned apathetic to even ***** about anything today.  What's the point of life without a good rant.  How pathetic am I?

Really Really My in laws just should up to my house unannounced after bed time. My house is a mess. I can't do it all and my hubby does his best but is not my clean. So I had to get my kids out of bed so they could say hello and happy birthday. When my son has to be up at 7:00 in the morning for camp. My in laws really tick me off!!!!!!!!!! So now I am the bad DIL with the messy house.