SINNERS!!! Are you "rapture ready"?

Bette B.
on 5/20/11 2:56 am

Are You Rapture Ready? - Jesus is coming back! Are you ready? Click Here

RAPTURE UPDATE! For those of you

looking for last-minute, pre-rapture

confession and absolution of sin(s),

I AM an ordained minister (twice!)

and can handle both for you - for a

small fee, of course.

Banded 10 years & maintaining my weight loss!! Any questions, message me.

Donnamarie
on 5/20/11 3:12 am - NY

Lap Band on 03/29/11

The CDC recommends the following:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388994/The-Zombie-A pocalypse-CDC-guidelines-issued-case-world-taken-walking-dea d.html

My concern is not for myself, because hell I know I'm not being lifted up. However, my Mom and Dad are pretty good folks. They are in NC. My concern is I won't know if they are out having lunch or have been lifted!! Egads, the turmoil!!!!

So how small of a fee, Bette?

"Accountability first to yourself, then nobody else matters"

Bette B.
on 5/20/11 3:14 am

Lap Band on 12/02/03

That depends on the level and quantity of sins. Let's say 25 cents per.

Banded 10 years & maintaining my weight loss!! Any questions, message me.

Tricia W.
on 5/20/11 3:26 am

Lap Band on 04/21/10

Dangit and I worked 14 hours of OT this week....

:)

Donnamarie
on 5/20/11 3:44 am - NY

Lap Band on 03/29/11

LOL Tricia. That was funny!

"Accountability first to yourself, then nobody else matters"

(deactivated member)
on 5/21/11 4:20 am - San Diego, CA

Revision on 05/28/09

If I'm taking a **** when the rapture occurs...will my toilet come with me? I really like my new toilet and if the ones if Heaven aren't sufficient, I will be one PISSED OFF angel. Wait, OMG what if they only have outhouses?

crystal M.
on 5/20/11 3:49 am - Joliet, IL

REALIZE Band on 03/24/09

If the world is ending tomorrow I am eating what ever I want....I would hate to go to Hell on an empty stomach

debbie H.
on 5/20/11 4:00 am - AR

LOL

marypatf
on 5/20/11 4:12 am

Lap Band on 01/13/10

The world is not ending for another 6 months...

On Saturday, those people who are Rapture Ready will be taken up- body and soul to their reward , while the rest of us get to chill here for another 6 months waiting for the End of the World....

I dont mind waiting... I am looking forward to the post rapture looting...