Your B*TCHFest is now in session!

1) I hate when I take my daughter to school and, well, the drop off lane is supposed to be a pretty smooth running thing. Yeah, not so much when you have parents that throw it in park, get out of the car and walk their kid to the door. Totally not the point of the drop off line. If you plan to walk your kid to the door, they have those nifty lines painted on the ground called parking spots. Use them! But they don't and meanwhile, there are cars backed up on the road waiting to get in the parking lot. It's just nuts!

2) Seeing cars around town that have stickers stuck to the inside of the windows that their kids put there. Umm, why do you let them do that? It's really annoying to see. And how can you stand it? It just looks horrible!

3) Crooked bumper stickers. 'Nough said.

4) Unsolicited advice. Again 'nough said.

5) Those really annoying J.G.Wentworth commercials. Seriously, I hate how they sing about needing cash back!!!!

That's it for now. I have many, many more pet-peeves though. lol!!

Bette,

The main problem with having to ask the question about who you have to "fellate" to get a job is the process in it self.  If you do a good "job" it's because you have "good follow through" so you have to do it as well the next time as you did to the first time and man, does that sound like a work to keep that "job."  OR you are terrible at that "job", get no positive pay off and you went through the "job" interview for nothing and that would be a real big "boner" of a let down.

Thanks for the laugh, the chance for a old chick like me be somewhat dirty and I hope something wonderful happens for you in the employment search. 

Good luck.

I responded to something Bette said then I thought about my own BIT**FEST issue.  It's petty and I can not confirm for myself but:

WILL THE QUEEN OF SOUL PLEASE COME CLEAN ABOUT HER WLS! I know it is not my business but to lose a self reported 85 lbs in about four months then say she just stopped eating unhealthy things like pig feet as the reason she has lost that weight is an insult to all those of us who have had WLS.  Who in their right mind eat pig feet these days then say they just gave it up? Give me a break.

 Maybe Star Jones is giving her bull****ting lessons?

1. I hate that it's two o'clock in the morning and I am up! 

2. I hate that even with a CPAP my husband is snoring again,  See #1

3. I hate that when I don't get enough sleep I am very cranky. 

4. I hate that when I don't get enough sleep my body holds onto fat.

5. I hate that stupid politicians are trying to make teachers the villians and responsible for every budget problem known to man.

6. I hate that people confuse the kitchen sink with the dishwasher.  Um, they are right next to each other, if you could put the dish in the sink why not the dishwasher.

7. I hate dry skin.

8. I hate too much skin.

9. i hate people who tell me that the extra skin shouldn't bother me.  Um, hello, it's hanging on ME and painful for ME.

10. I hate that I have things that I hate.

Oh.. #6.. yes, yes, yes.   You'd think 24 & 22 year olds could LOOK at the DW and tell if it's dirty or not...     I"m about to take them to the Optometrist to get their eyes checked cuz they sure can't see!!

Unhappy that I fell while in bootcamp this morning and now my ankle hurts and I can't take Ibuprofen or Aleve.  ( i could take it, but my surgeon doesn't want his band patients to take it.. kwim?)

Mad that the church we're trying to donate an old car to has put the onus of selling it back on me.

Ticked off that gas is so freakin' high.

And dayum.. why does alcohol have to have calories??