Well that was embarrassing

It has just been that way from the beginning for me. Eat way too fast. I went to buffet with family mother's day 2 yrs ago. Eating not paying attention playing with grandbabies, took a big bite of dumpling, and with in seconds I had no choice but to barf it up in my tea cup. Needless to say busy holiday ppl around everywhere. Not only did it once, did it back to back. You should have heard and see what the ppl's expressions were. Major Red Face. We got up and everyone left. My whole family was so embarrassed. Oh Well Life Goes On.

Okaaaaaay.  I'm really glad I ate dinner BEFORE I read all that.

I was in a great restaurant off of Central Park South on a recent trip to NYC and had to visit the bathroom about 4 times during the course of my friend's meal.  It was a one stall bathroom which made it worse. Luckily I never really had to wait for it too long.  After coming out of the bathroom for the last time, hoping that the two bites of turkey burger I took 40 minutes ago was gone, a girl was standing outside and obviously heard what was going on inside the restroom.  She gave me a horribly sympathetic look, a pat on the arm and said "You shouldn't do this to yourself"  I tried to explain that I wouldn't vomit if I didn't have too, but she didn't buy it. 

I walked back to my table and have a laugh with my friend, but thought, I should have dragged her back with me to witness the two bites of turkey burger gone from my full plate of food that was still left.  I wanted to prove to her that I wasn't a bulimic.  Oh well, at lease she felt that she had done her good deed for the day.

I think the funniest stuck story I ever read was on another board. A banded person and her husband went to a really nice restaurant for their anniversary. She was eating her dinner and felt stuck. It was one of those moments that she thought she would be able to wait it out. She was wrong. She made a mad dash for the bathroom but didn't quite make it. She hurled right in the middle of the dining area but that wasn't the worst of it. She hurled so hard she farted at the same time.

She went to the bathroom and got some paper towels to clean up the mess and returned to the table where cash was sitting on the table for the unfinished meal, her husband was gone.

She found him in their car waiting for her. She asked, "Did anyone hear me fart?" He explained that is why he was in the car waiting for her.

My most memorable stuck moment is when I was on my way to MX for an unfill. It was late at night, driving on the interstate, no moon, pitch black. I had to stop to puke and found an exit. But no moonlight meant I couldn't see 2' in front of my face. I was happily puking when I heard a baby cry. I was in the middle of nowhere, how could a baby be out there? I followed the sounds and couldn't figure out what the heck was going on. Finally I heard a growl and a howl. NO baby! COYOTE! Ran back to my car and got in as fast as I could.

Drove a couple more miles and just had to get unstuck. Pulled over on the side of the interstate, no time to find an exit. I was beyond the point of no return, I stepped out of my car to the most horrific smell you can possibly imagine. It was a chicken farm. OMG! Each time I would inhale to puke the smell would make me gag and I'd barf harder the next time. But the funny part was that I was gagging, trying not to breathe, and hurling all at the same time and I heard a very loud MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. There was a cow about 3' away from me. I'm quite sure there was a fence there but I couldn't see it. Ran as fast as my feeties would carry me back to my car and finally found a bathroom. I just had no idea there was a cow there and it surprised me.